A first-timer’s guide to safely hiring an erotic masseuse or adult services provider.

I very often encounter clients who are new to hiring someone like me. I understand why it’s a scary venture. Working as an adult services provider, I actually share most of the same fears you do in this taboo line of work.

Whether or not you decide to hire me for the job, I feel it’s my duty to be helpful in this scary arena. The fact that you’re reading this blog post tells me you’re a thoughtful individual and I don’t like to see bad things happen to good people.

I can’t be too detailed about how the process works since I need to be discreet for the sake of everyone. But, I will cover the basics. These are not hard and fast rules but, as a newb, you definitely want to stick to these guidelines until you gain more experience.

1- Find a girl with professional photos.

Her photos don’t need to be a glamour shoot but avoid girls with bathroom selfies or selfies that appear to be taken on the fly. The more professional the photos, the safer the bet.

note: Some girls do use less professional photos in their ads and are completely safe to see. But as a first-timer, stick to providers with more elevated photography.

2- Reverse search photos.

Reverse search their pictures to make sure they’re not stolen from someone else. However, keep in mind that girls sometimes have professional personas they’ve abandoned or alternate personas they use for work. These personas may still be indexed on Google and may use the same photos but different names and phone numbers. Use your best judgment to figure out if it is the same person but with different contact info on each profile or if the provider’s photos were stolen from someone else entirely.

note: If you come across two profiles that use the same photos but different phone numbers, do not text her to ask if she has multiple personas. It shows a lack of discretion and you’ll look unprofessional. If it is the same girl and you ask, she’s not likely to see you at all. Dig deeper to find out on your own. If it can’t be determined, move on to another provider.

3- Check for social media history.

A lot of providers use social media platforms to keep clients informed. It’s also a great way to show off our personality (due to the personal nature of this job, clients sometimes want to make an emotional connection before choosing a provider). Check to see if she posts on social media, how often, and how far back. Lack of posts is less important than the date of her earliest posts. Social media activity and history are a good sign you’re dealing with someone real.

4- Look for client reviews.

This is also not a hard and fast rule. A lot of providers do not encourage reviews and most clients don’t feel inclined to write them. If a provider has no reviews, it doesn’t mean she’s not legitimate. However, client reviews - at the very least - tell you the person in the profile is real and not a random scammer pretending to be a provider. But if she has reviews, keep in mind that reviews alone are not a marker for professionalism. Weigh the reviews along with her communication skills to make a determination. Which leads into rule #5…

5- Pay close attention to their communication and organizational skills.

I’ll use myself as an example to illustrate.

I am now a bonafide professional. However, I was new to the job once. And, one day, in my earlier days, I was fielding about 7 inquiries over text while waiting on a client who I expected in 30 minutes… all while trying to apply makeup. I was in a tizzy, trying to finalize details with everyone before my client arrived.

Needless to say, I got my lines crossed and mixed up scheduling details twice with 2 different clients who wanted to see me the next morning. I was actually able to give them both the appointment times they preferred but the miscommunication made one client rethink and he canceled. My organizational skills have improved by 500% since that scheduling snafu.

This is to say that if something in the provider’s communication or organizational skills gives you pause, abandon ship.

6- Avoid Too-Low Rates

For instance, if someone offers a 60 minute “unrushed" Nuru Massage for $50, you should be seeing red flags. Additionally, if the unbelievably low rate is paired with a photo of a platinum blonde woman with perfectly round triple D breasts, close the web browser, turn off your phone, and throw it into the corner.

note: This is another rule that depends on other factors. There are a lot of providers who offer an abbreviated service and see a high volume of clients for a low rate (as low as $60 per visit). Providers in this range will see their next client within 20 to 40 minutes after you walk through their door. These providers are legitimate and safe to see but I’d only suggest using this price range after gaining some experience.

7- If the girl pictured in the ad seems too good to be true, she is.

Some ads are run by agencies, business organizations that take a portion of their employees’ earnings. These ads are easy to spot because the girl pictured will be from an east asian country and impossibly beautiful.

Here, you have two choices: 1) close your browser and throw your phone into the corner of the room or 2) go through with the booking. If you go through with the booking, the person greeting you at the door will be 10 to 20 years older than the girl shown in the ad and not nearly as conventionally attractive. These agencies use classic bait-and-switch as their business model.

8- Booking deposits can indicate a safe provider.

Though deposits are commonly used to rip clients off, if someone asks for a deposit, it’s not necessarily a scam. Here, you must use all the other tools I’ve given you to make sure she’s legitimate before sending a deposit.

For example, I don’t require deposits, however, I used to require them when I first started out and I am one of the safest providers you can find. The only reason I stopped requiring deposits is because my client vetting process became so refined that it made deposits unnecessary. If a legitimate provider requires a deposit, she’s simply using it as a safe guard against clients who aren’t committed.

9- Search for a provider only when you’re “thinking clearly”.

This is another bit of humor but still relevant. If you’re making a choice while overly “excited”, take a moment and collect yourself. I’ve heard a few too many horror stories from people who made a bad choice in provider while their blood was up because they couldn’t notice the red flags. They ended up getting badly burned.

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Adult service platforms are a tricky landscape but the process of finding someone safe and reliable is not too different from hiring an independent service provider in any other industry. Imagine you were hiring a contractor, someone from a service industry rife with scam artists. Use your same reasoning skills when looking for an erotic masseuse or full service provider.

caveat: My guidelines for finding a provider are meant for you to find the safest and most professional options. However, this industry doesn’t have a standard for professionalism due to the low barrier for entry. Therefore, if you use my guidelines and find that no one fits the bill, you may have to loosen up on some of your criteria. But once you feel you’ve found the best fit, go with that person.

If there’s anything you take away from this, be patient and use your investigative skills to make sure the lady in question is real and reliable.

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If you found this post helpful or if you even use it to successfully schedule your first appointment, I would sincerely love to hear about it! Maybe I can include a short write-up of your anonymous experience in a future blog post.

Good luck and have fun!